A Joke

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call from a woman in labor. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so that he could see while delivered the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleed did as she was asked. Mother Heidi pushed & pushed and, after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet and spanked him on the bottom, and Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3 year old what she thought about what she'd just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place...spank him again!"